Carbon Legacies

When you look into the crib of your sleeping child have you ever thought, “What a beautiful carbon legacy”? Probably not. Global warming fanatics define “carbon footprint” as the total resources consumed and carbon emitted in your lifetime. If you have biological children, the darling little eating and pooping creatures are called “carbon legacies.” And of course global warming fanatics believe humans are bad for the planet, so they want fewer of them. One way, they say, is to regulate artificial reproductive technologies, such as in vitro fertilization and surrogacy. But if they get away with that, next they’ll come for the parents of carbon legacies. And we know well that’s turned out in China where they brutally enforce their one-child policy. Let’s remind them God says Children are a blessing.